A list of questions about characters that acidwitch and I have determined to be Very Important:

• What's their dental health situation?
• Would they fuck a sentient ooze? Under what circumstances?
• How do they eat ice cream? (fuck flavours, cone vs bowl? fast vs slow?)
• What would they be like if they were just slightly shittier?
• Where did they get their sex ed?
• How quickly are they able to make decisions?
• What do they do when they have way too much time to burn?
• How freaked out are they by the concept of telepathic empathy?